Laughative

 Like a noble gas,
 I’ll have 
 nothing 
 to do with
 you.
  
 *
  
 Where can I 
 help you hang
 your head
 when no one’s sure
 who wears
 the pantomimes
 in your family?
  
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 We ate macaroni, and we
 ate macaroni, and there
 was one meatball, and we split
 that.